Merry Christmas from Pretentious Ape!
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Pretentious Ape 
Hilarious. Love it. I have always compared religious types to adults who still need Santa. This was right up my alley!
Thanks! Great to hear from a fellow former Baptist.
There are an awful lot of us, I don’t doubt.
Repent now ye unbeliever and accept Santa as the one true toy maker or spend the rest of eternity shoveling reindeer poop and mining for coal!